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My Cat and I Are Judging Your Costume T-Shirt
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My Cat and I Are Judging Your Costume T-Shirt

My Cat and I Are Judging Your Costume T-Shirt

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Color: Black
$34.95
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Description
Two critics, zero mercy. This design is for the duo that watches the party from the window, unimpressed — the cat handles the staring, you handle the commentary. Your costume is brave; their judgment is braver. Printed on our soft everyday tee — the same fit as the rest of the collection. Machine washable, made to order.
Washing Instructions

🧵 Keep It Soft, Keep It Yours

  • Wash inside out in cold water to protect the print and preserve the fabric's fine-knit softness.
  • Use a mild detergent - this cotton doesn't need anything harsh to stay clean.
  • Skip the bleach and fabric softener; both can dull the color and change the hand-feel of the shirt.
  • Wash alone or with similar colors for the first couple of cycles, just to be safe.
  • Dry on low heat or lay flat to air dry - - high heat is the fastest way to shrink a good shirt.
  • Take it out of the dryer as soon as it's done to avoid deep-set wrinkles.
  • If you need to iron it, flip it inside out or place a cloth over the design first.
Shipping & Exchanges

🚚 We Move at Your Pace, Not Amazon's

Free shipping on every order - no minimum, because treating yourself shouldn't come with a fee.

Exchanges & Refunds: The "Let's Fix It" Policy

We want you to actually love what you're wearing, not just tolerate it. If your order arrives in the wrong size, damaged, or defective, we'll sort it out.

Here's how it works:

  • Wrong size? We'll send you a new one in the right size, free. No need to send the original back (one exchange per order).
  • You have 30 days from delivery to reach out.
  • Damaged or defective item? Full refund, no interrogation required. A quick photo helps.
  • Email us at wiredwittysupport@gmail.com, real people read these, not a bot script.

No forms, no runaround, no corporate script. Just tell us what went wrong, and we'll actually fix it. We started Wired Witty because different minds deserved better shirts - that same care applies to how we treat you after the sale, not just before it.

Policy may be updated occasionally, but the promise to treat you fairly never changes.

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FAQs

Where are you located?


Wired Witty is online-only, and every shirt is printed to order at a facility in your region whenever possible — in the United States, Canada, or Australia — so your order is made close to home, with fast delivery and no customs hassle.
Do you ship internationally?


Yes — we ship to the United States, Canada, and Australia. Every shirt is printed to order, and your order is made at a facility in your region whenever possible.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.