I Went In for Milk T-Shirt

Every Home Has This Chair T-Shirt

I Negotiated With the Alarm T-Shirt

My Calendar Accepted T-Shirt

I Read All 112 Messages T-Shirt

We Exchanged Weather T-Shirt

The Meeting Ended T-Shirt

My Houseplant Has Heard Every Rehearsal T-Shirt

I Waved Back at a Wave That Wasn't for Me T-Shirt

I Brought a Book to the Gathering, in Case It Gathered Too Much T-Shirt

We Shared an Elevator in Perfect Silence T-Shirt